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TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.73/5

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Truth! -


TAGS: guns kill
Rating: 4.54/5

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asharrak - October 20, 2012, 7:52 am
DADD "Dad's Against Daughter's Dating Kill the first, word will spread" I love this shirt and Amen to the poster


What a neighbor! -




Times are rough! -




Teach them young!!! -


TAGS: gun weapon
Rating: 4.86/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 3:44 pm
I dare someone to come to the door to solicitate anything now
Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 8:41 pm
She knows to use the biped and put the shoulder stock against a tree.
Andrei1945 - May 14, 2012, 8:06 pm
Dang, i love this weapon!


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TAGS: gun
Rating: 4.36/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 4:55 am
If it allows a little girl to call the police about a home invasion rather than than be gang-ra**d and murdered I'm all for it.


What do you think? -


TAGS: guns fail
Rating: 4.77/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 8:13 am
@ bkaraus --- Then why do mass shootings happen in disarmed victim zones?
bkaraus - August 25, 2013, 12:39 am
Neither. Because suicidal nutjobs don't give a d***.


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Dianne Feinstein -


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 5/5

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50gunner09 - March 11, 2015, 6:18 pm
funny thing that,she has a concealed carry permit.another case of"the little people don't need that,just call the police".


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TAGS: funds military
Rating: 4.94/5

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p38l5 - April 30, 2014, 4:51 am
Sorry, they do not have to do thirty five years. All our elected reps make into the high five and six figure amount within 12 years easy. That is TWO SENATE TERMS. As a Senior Special Agent with OT, I made over 100 grand after 123 yrs. Bash Fox,still true
ranger1980 - April 2, 2014, 9:48 am
Just for the record this is **** information that has been diseminated by Fox News Idiots trying to evoke outrage. The Presidents salary is correct, but you need to look up the history as to why that is. The rest are BS they need to do 35 years.
tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 10:59 pm
yea? after all we already pay to provide them with a secret service detail? After all the money the scheming two faced back-stabbers make IN office? I say when they leave office, we stop paying them, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
simplegenius - December 19, 2012, 2:06 pm
i meant okay not good.
simplegenius - December 19, 2012, 2:05 pm
I agree soldiers should be paid more, but I also think that the salaries of lawmakers and presidents are good too.


Browsers by what gun they would be.... -




french guns -


TAGS: french famas guns
Rating: 4.17/5

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deathorfire1 - January 23, 2012, 12:53 pm
French build weapons but can not find the trigger.


The UN -


TAGS: un military fail
Rating: 4.43/5

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50cal - November 27, 2012, 11:05 am

If it was not for the US, there would be no UN, let alone the funds to keep going... Just saying...
besure - November 26, 2012, 11:22 pm
Of course, it's the US which made UN impotent. When the UN is truly democratic with all nations having equal votes and none veto powers, UN can be truly a deciding factor in world affairs.


Sign of the times -


TAGS: times funding
Rating: 4.5/5

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Chigosi - March 14, 2013, 6:31 am
He's entitled to his opinion, but not to disgrace the uniform and violate the UCMJ. I didn't ask what his opinion was, of the President. Can you see the difference, Scro? You're about as clever as the guy that made this POS, meme
nicholsjoshua15 - March 13, 2013, 2:31 pm
Robert Lee Ermey, has already said he doesn't like Mister Obama.
Frostweld - March 12, 2013, 8:52 am
Very disrespectful. Wonder what Ermey thinks about your using his image to insult the Commander-n-Chief?
Frostweld - March 12, 2013, 8:44 am
Finally, Close Loopholes in Capital Gains - 174 Billion All that without touching Seniors/Veterans/Children
Frostweld - March 12, 2013, 8:42 am
Raise Soc Sec Wage Cap to $170,000 - 457 Billion Return to Clinton era Tax Rate 36%-39.6% Top Rate - 442 Billion Return to Progressive Estate Tax - 330 Billion Negotiate Medicare Drug Prices - 220 Billion Reduce Overseas Military Bases by 20% - 200 Billio
Frostweld - March 12, 2013, 8:41 am
Very ambiguous of you. Wall Street Transaction Tax (0.25%) - 1,800 Billion Eliminate Corporate Tax Loopholes - 1,240 Billion 45%-49% Tax Rates for 1 Million to 1 Billion+ - 872 Billion DoD Strategic Cuts to Bloated Military - 519 Billion
50cal - March 4, 2013, 6:42 pm

Already did as a matter of fact, it lack all details on where the money to pay for new programs is coming from and the only thing it really stated is taxes are going up. I stay current on these things since my job is directly effected by these things.
Frostweld - March 3, 2013, 11:06 am
The proposed budget that people like you say "we" don't have has always been on the White House Web site, to look at. Is that too hard for you to do?
MashiMashi - February 20, 2013, 11:37 am
All the less soldiers to go Door to door getting everyones guns...
50cal - January 22, 2013, 11:07 am

4 years.... long time to not have a budget even proposed let alone raise the debt limit.
falloutghoul - January 18, 2013, 8:21 am
Don't blame him, blame Congress.


AMERICAN PRIORITIES -


TAGS: wounded warriors
Rating: 4.82/5

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freasy - January 10, 2013, 12:45 pm
Honor REAL Heros


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Gun safety! -




A little gun control stats -


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.97/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 3:33 pm
ps 5L's cus i completely agree with you
koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 3:32 pm
the funny thing is, here in Hawaii we actually do have laws about baseball bats in public, solely for it's use as a weapon. pretty much the same as a gun, must be in case when being transported from home to destination of use.


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TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.9/5

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Truth! -


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.76/5

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50cal - August 12, 2013, 9:26 am

Hug then after they shoot a bulls eye on a 150m target....
nicholsjoshua15 - February 8, 2013, 5:33 pm
But what about the children? How can we hug our children with fire-arms?


I hate this uniform set.... -




badass -




Gun Control -




I just bite anything that moves when I get there right? -




Truth.... -


TAGS: truth weapon gun control
Rating: 4.9/5

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kingcrazy - October 28, 2015, 1:27 pm
So, not only did you respond to a 2 year old comment but you responded to the wrong one AND didn't understand what i was saying? LOL good job idiot.
Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 11:02 am
Please accept my apology for accidentally putting my reply to kingcrazy's stupidity on your comment. I fully agree with your comment but was confused by the reversing of the order the comments were in.
Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 10:55 am
Just because you know that you would kill somebody just because you were carrying a gun does not make it true of most people.
Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 10:54 am
Just because you know that you would kill somebody just because you were carrying a gun does not make it true of most people.
p38l5 - April 30, 2014, 5:39 am
A gun is made to shoot bullets. I have sh** many targets and have killed no one. The person determines its intent, not the object.
kingcrazy - January 6, 2013, 1:44 am
true they dont. but not teaching proper gun safty and not using common sense can cause a lot of harm. a gun is made to kill, you cant be surprised when it does and you cant be surprised when it is used for wrong


rules of a 50 cal -


TAGS: rules 50cal funny
Rating: 4.95/5

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Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 11:22 pm
ROEs


Truth! -


TAGS: weapons chaingun
Rating: 4.76/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 5:53 pm
how do you know which ones are zombies and which ones are yanks
realogic - January 10, 2013, 7:46 pm
WHat if you had a giant bonfire of marijuana with some fans and sent the smoke their way. Then left bags of brains flavoured doritos.


Best AR in the world -




New navy working uniform, classy -




Does it work? -


TAGS: fail french gun
Rating: 4.43/5

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Chemwong - December 29, 2012, 7:33 pm
It happens to me...
nvmname - December 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
is it fanas?
falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 5:47 pm
What model is that?


Classics -


TAGS: women service military humor funny
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 20, 2015, 1:57 pm
When women were classy, now theey're mostly s**ts.


Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - May 16, 2014, 9:00 pm
too funny


That is the truth! -


TAGS: un fail
Rating: 4.89/5

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I want one! -


TAGS: eggs guns
Rating: 4.92/5

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Truth... -




Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.06/5

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Preach it Pastor -


TAGS: mahinegun
Rating: 4.79/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 9:42 pm
The muslims think it is a holy war.


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So true! -


TAGS: jackson right guns
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 27, 2013, 10:53 pm
Without a gun he would have never gotten those monkey fighting snakes of that Monday Friday plane. He also says that if you wave a gun around inside MacDonald's you get your Le Royal With Cheese fast, h**, and fresh.


Truth -


TAGS: truth gun owners
Rating: 4.68/5

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50cal - June 2, 2015, 2:14 pm

You must not be familiar with what has happened in towns in the North East: http://gawker.com/5974190/here-is-a-list-of-all-the-*****les-who-own-guns-in-new-york-city
bkaraus - August 25, 2013, 12:33 am
Since the government doesn't do this but the NRA does, I think you missed the target there deadeye.


Beware of mans best friend! -




Awesome! -




Awesome gun monkey! -


TAGS: army monkey gun weapon
Rating: 4.93/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:57 pm
The gun is an accessory.


dog earned his wings -


TAGS: k9 unit
Rating: 4.53/5

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Fact -




Awesomeness -


TAGS: bike mini guns
Rating: 4.62/5

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willystuff - April 4, 2014, 7:58 pm
WHERE DO I GO TO GET MINE!!!


Budget cuts! -


TAGS: army marines funding
Rating: 4.86/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 2:56 pm
Or taxpayers are still making payments on it
animebug - June 22, 2016, 2:55 pm
Proof the military never gets rid of anything


Teach them young! -


TAGS: kids guns
Rating: 4.4/5

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Georg37 - April 9, 2013, 6:59 am
Its not russia, its czech, its scorpion not scorpian, and its not AK-47 but VZ.58, you were right on the dragunov tho...
grantl32 - March 8, 2013, 7:08 pm
It's Russia because there's an SVD Dragunov, a CZ Scorpian, and a AK-47
Gramaticus - May 20, 2012, 7:48 pm
Where is this!?! I thought most of Europe had gone so far left they were banning water-guns!
MashiMashi - February 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
make sure you have a good count of the weapons b4 the days over.


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USMC Humor -




The truth.... -


TAGS: un sucks
Rating: 4.56/5

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falloutghoul - February 22, 2012, 4:23 pm
UNinvolved in Syria, too.


Navy on a budget -


TAGS: navy win launcher
Rating: 5/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 6:05 pm
more refugees heading for britain


Good old Treatment -




True statement! -




Rule of thumb -




Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.53/5

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Aurielius - November 2, 2015, 3:15 pm
Another reason to be proud of the Corps..just a Squids two cents.
Pantharen - October 8, 2015, 12:29 am
I am an Atheist, and I dont believe in (a) GOD.. BUT it does not give me any right to disrespect anyone who does.. We are FREE to believe what ever we want.. That is what wars are fought for.. our freedom of expression, our right to choose.
50cal - October 16, 2013, 12:39 pm

Agreed, I too am an atheist but do not harp others that believe. We are entitled to believe what we want, but its when folks preach to others (religious or not) that I have a problem.
curlyrocks - October 15, 2013, 5:48 pm
I love this. Nothing angers me more about atheists than when they believe there so important their yelling at the sky would attract the attention of the creator of all things. Your not that important, no need to hate God over it.


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TAGS: punk army
Rating: 4.44/5

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falloutghoul - March 19, 2012, 6:29 pm
I'll salute her.


Awesome face armor -




Funny -




Fact -




I see you there... -




free terrorist organization pictures -




Military Memes -


TAGS: funny humor win
Rating: 4.88/5

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AMilitary57 - February 1, 2017, 8:16 pm
RIP Technician


Funny -




Friday Guns and Gals -


TAGS: women military guns humor friday
Rating: 4.87/5

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Guns according to Australians -


TAGS: guns
Rating: 4.39/5

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arrowjuggler - January 3, 2013, 9:08 am
Straya **** Sorry But Julia Enjoys Her Tax we do Our Best


German Engineering -


TAGS: german tank funny
Rating: 3.79/5

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falloutghoul - January 24, 2012, 10:57 pm
THE most successful tank design of World War II.


Teach them young! -


TAGS: win guns kids
Rating: 4.75/5

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dustbran - February 8, 2012, 11:45 pm
Fail WOW -Killin zombies since 1991


Do you gun? I do...... -


TAGS: igun
Rating: 4.67/5

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Truth! -




If you seen the things I have.... -




Gun Control -


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - February 25, 2013, 1:59 pm

Here you go, go take a look and your post is wrong. The highest crime rate is in the Metro areas with the heaviest gun lawss!!! NYC, Detroit (Obamas model for gun control by the way), LA... And this is the CDC http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/pdf/wk/mm6018.pdf
kingcrazy - January 6, 2013, 1:46 am
you have some flawed logic there. notice how most sootings seem to happen in areas where guns are easy to obtain. odd isnt it?


Truth -




Caption This! -


TAGS: funny military humor ammo win
Rating: 5/5

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NerfingHerder - June 30, 2015, 6:33 am
His fun was soon ended as he heard.. "brass and ammo check!"
foxrecon19d - April 25, 2014, 6:45 pm
*h**
foxrecon19d - April 25, 2014, 6:45 pm
Sleeping with thousands of hor shorties is removed from his bucket list
foxrecon19d - April 25, 2014, 6:40 pm
The brass bed that Specialist Conner ordered from AAFES was not what he expected
foxrecon19d - April 25, 2014, 6:39 pm
"You missed, mother f'ers!!!"


Yet.... -


TAGS: funny humor military pills motrin
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 6:22 am
Motrin with a beer chaser...you might be a veteran...


Fact! -




Not going to end well -




USMC -




Your new standard issue! -




Wow! -




Funny -


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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Twinkle Twinkle Little... -




Funny -




mre -


TAGS: military food uniform army
Rating: 4.22/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 7:43 pm
F*ck that; M.R.E.s are d*mn good! Way better than TV Diners, Mcdonalds, and the other sh*tty food most Americans eat.


Truth! -




Not so funny -




Budget cuts.... -


TAGS: launcher army
Rating: 4.56/5

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xnavygunner - December 21, 2013, 3:04 pm
We used to do this while working on our ASROC launcher.
falloutghoul - March 29, 2012, 6:11 pm
Is this punishment or something?


Navy Travels -




Thoughts? -




Thoughts? -


TAGS: military humor funny infantry
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - April 10, 2014, 7:01 am

lmao! Right?
foxrecon19d - April 9, 2014, 5:32 pm
I hear you, brother. I am air defense, artillery, infantry, and cavalry scout. Despite popular belief, "Blowing stuff up" is not a resume enhancer in the civilian world. Weirdos
50cal - April 9, 2014, 9:54 am

This is a low blow, but will admit as an artilleryman it was hard finding good work after the service. Took a few years and school!


Wrong, but funny! -




The Identity Crisis -




Gun Safety -




Alright, whats wrong with this? -


TAGS: fail uniform
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - June 14, 2013, 9:49 am

Patches?
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 9:20 am
His expression? If no, then that's all I got.


The Road To Guantanamo -




Win -




The Circle of life -




Truth -




Oh Boy, The First Seargent Thinks He's An Airplane Again. -




Let the ladies Rant -




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